The Funniest Four Minutes of My Week

Oh. My. God.

The worst (and possibly best) voice mail message ever.

I don’t know who this Olga is, but I love, love, love her for making this public. Break.com, the site that hosts this message, implies that Dimitri is a “douchebag,” but dear 40licious readers, I think we can do better. I mean, who uses those, anyway? They’re not very good for you because they disturb the body’s natural Ph balance.

I can’t stop howling. Even though it is not in the kindest and most compassionate way.

God. Oh my God. Please bless Dimitri and Olga.

Vanessa McGradyThe Funniest Four Minutes of My Week